Style from the Suburban Intellect

 Dear Monday, Why aren't I here? Or at least here? You suck, Monday. Sincerely, B

Dear man in a jumpsuit, You're so manly. With your beard and big hair and safari-style onesie. I would like to meet you some time....

Dear Jane, Thou art a gleeking folly-fallen pignut. Sincerely, B

Dear fellow driver who is going at 45km/hr in a 60 zone, You have no right to that 'I (heart) jet packs' sticker. Sincerely, Birgit

Dear Harpers Bazaar and Vogue Australia Oscar coverage on twitter, Love it. Keep up the good work. You made my Monday much easier to dea...

Dear Harry Potter, I'm only on page 13 of the 5th volume of your selective biography and already you are pissing me off. Please stop bei...

Dear cyclist, The City Council have marked out your own special lane at great expense. Please do not randomly swerve out of it. You are ...